Обнаружился этот шедевр когда пришлось искать решение возникшей проблемы с запуском игры:
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I began my day at 4:00am on a conquest to slay some ladies(jinx) on the solo queue. It was pleasant, the sun was shining and b*tich*s were flowing. But that wasn't the only thing flowing. Anyway back to the point my journey of unexpected pleasure's came to a sudden halt when I found out that my life, my enmity, my religion had been reduced to 'unexpected platform error'. I don't know what to do where to turn what shoulder cry on. How can I live without my life my enmity it's shameful awful woeful. I love league and its entirety but I need I WANT IT BACK. NOTHING WILL ME STOP ME. IM LIKE THE WRATH OF BRANDS FIERY D***. GIVE ME BACK MY LOVE I NEED MY WIFE AND MY LIFE BACK
THANK YOU